Can I have a car, Dad?
 

A man had a sort of wild teenage son. The son wanted his dad to buy him a car. The dad said "Okay, but on three conditions:

1 - You get straight A's
2 - You attend your church meetings every week.
3 - You cut your long hair

A few months later, the boy came back to his dad to seal the deal.  The father said "Did you get straight A's?" The boy handed his dad his report card - filled with all A's. The father said "Did you attend your church meetings every week?" The boy said "I did, and I actually learned a lot in Sunday School."

The father looked at his son and said "Well, no car because you didn't cut your hair." The son said "Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, in all the pictures of Christ my Sunday School teacher showed us, Jesus had long hair." The father calmly said "Jesus also WALKED everywhere he went."