The Big Old Lady
 

To make the story pieces you'll need:

A lady on the heavy side (Click here for graphic from Clip Art Review -
- you'll have to enlarge it)  Cut stomach circle and attach bag to the back of open circle).

Big Mac
Cracker Jacks
Candy bar
Hot dog
french fries
Cookies
Peppermint sticks
Lemon meringue pie
Cotton candy
Potato chips
Chocolate cake
 

Story

Once there lived n old lady,
Who was extremely big and wide:
She loved to snack on junk food,
And she never walked outside.

Everyday she sat and watched T.V.
And all she did was eat, eat, eat!

At one o'clock she ate a Big Mac:
At two 0'clock she had some cracker jacks.

At thee o'clock she ate a candy bar:
At four o'clock she had cookies from a jar.

At five o'clock she ate some French fries:
At six o'clock she had a lemon meringue pie.

At seven o'clock she ate some potato chips:
At eight o'clock she had a bag of peppermint sticks.

At nine o'clock she ate a hot dog on a bun:
At ten o'clock she had cotton candy just for fun.

At eleven o'clock she ate some chocolate cake:
At twelve o'clock she had a stomachache!