Dear John


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Dear John,

The great love I have here to express for you
is false, and I find that my indifference toward you
increases daily.  The more I hear from you the more
you appear in my eyes an object of contempt.
I feel myself in every way disposed and determined
to hate you.  Believe me, I have never had any intentions
of giving you my hand.  Your last letter has
left me in a bad mood and has by no means
given me the most exalted opinion of your character
your jealousy would make me extremely unhappy.
If we were married, I should experience nothing but the
hatred of parents added to the everlasting dis-
pleasure of living with you.  I could not give it to anyone more
inconsistent and annoying than you and less
capable of bringing happiness to myself and to my family.
Yes, I hope that you will believe that
I speak sincerely and hope that you will do me the favor
of avoiding me.  I shall excuse you the trouble
of replying to this since you are always full of
jealousy and have not the slightest bit of
wit and good sense.  Believe me when I say I am
sorry this had to happen but it is impossible for me
to be yours.

As always,

Jane

P.S. I have changed my mind, so begin at the beginning and read every other line as this is what I truly mean.