Two blonde girls were working for the
city public works department. One digs a hole and the other follows behind her
and fills the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other. They worked
furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling
it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't
understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting
into your work, but I don't get it-why do you dig a hole, only to have your
partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks
odd because we're normally a three-person team, but today the girl who plants
the trees called in sick."
A police officer stops a blonde for
speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in
a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take
away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Two blondes were in a parking lot
trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and
tried to get the door open, but they just couldn't! The blonde with the coat
hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath. The other blonde said
anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
Three blondes are stuck on a desert
island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives
them each a wish. The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could
get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the
island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so
that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft
from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50%
smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and
walks across the bridge.