Jargon
by Lawrence Heywood

My son's a CTR....I go to PEC.
I work for CES...I study the TG.
I read the B of M...I probe the D&C.
I search the KJV...I ponder the JST.
Today in BYU....we planned for EFY.
I stayed a little after...and had a PPI.
The YW and YM...are putting on a play.
It's one that I remember from my days in MIA.
Before our oldest son...went into the MTC,
He helped the BSA...complete their SME.
Soon our oldest daughter...is headed for the Y.
Soon our oldest clothing...is going to DI.
Now, if you've understood...this alphabetic mess,
The chances are quite good...that you are LDS.