Home Teaching Joke
 

A home teacher is being visited by his Bishop.  The bishop asks him how many times he visited his families.
 

"I visited them ten months out of last year."
 

"Well that's fantastic," said the bishop.  "I think you rank as one of the top home teachers in our ward with numbers like that.  But if I might ask, if you got ten months, why not all twelve?"
 

"Well,"  said the home teacher,  "No one likes to be visited on Halloween and New Year's Eve..."