Junk at Home
Anonymous - sung to the tune of "Love At Home"
 

 
There are knick-knacks all around
 when there's junk at home. 
Many things that can't be found
  When there's junk at home. 
Drawers and closets will not close,
there are runs in all my hose.
  Certain items decompose, in the junk at home

  Junk at home, junk at home
  Many items decompose
  In the junk at home.

  In the cottage there's no room,
cause there's junk at home. 
Living space is all consumed,
  With the junk at home. 
In the garage the car won't go,
`cause of all the overflow. 
Oh it's hard for me to throw
away the junk at home.

  Junk at home, junk at home
  Oh it's hard for me to throw
  Away the junk at home

  Kindly will the family be,
when no junk's at home. 
When the floor they'll finally see,
  Cause no junks at home. 
From the neighbors
  You won't hide, you will welcome them inside.
  And you'll finally say with pride,
there's no junk at home.

  De-junked home, de-junked home.
  You can finally say with pride
  THERE'S NO JUNK AT HOME.