One Liners on Family History
 

Friends come and go....but relatives tend to accumulate.

Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.

"If you don't know [your family's] history, then you don't know  anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree." -Michael Chrichton

A family tree can wither if no one tends the roots.

I collect ancestors and descendants.

Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!

My family coat of arms ties at the back...is that normal?

How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?

My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.

I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.

I'm searching for myself -- have you seen me?

If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...

Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem leads to two more!

A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.

After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.

Am I the only person up my tree? -- seems like it!

Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts & a few bad apples.

Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree?

FLOOR: The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.

Gene-Allergy -- It's a contagious disease, but I love it!

Genealogists are time unravelers.

Genealogy is like hide & seek: They hide & I seek!

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.

I researched my family tree and apparently I don't exist!

I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.

That's the problem with the gene pool -- no lifeguards!

Genealogy: Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?

Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!

Alright! Everybody out of the genetic pool!