Well, Duh!
by John Cooper
 

Our Bishop was teaching the young women last Sunday about the importance of dating within the Church so that you could marry a righteous young man that would take you to the temple. He asked the question, "should you date outside the church, and all the young women said no, except my 15 year old daughter who said, "well Duh." The bishop asked her to define "well Duh" and she said, "If you were going to go out and try to catch Bigfoot, You wouldn't catch a monkey and wait for it to evolve" I though that was a pretty good analogy of what happens when young people try to date outside the church.

Source: http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/aamnews/septoct2000.htm#ol