(pass gifts either right of left according to story)
This is a story about Santa and LEFTy elf. LEFTy
received this nick name one Christmas when he couldn't seem to do anything
RIGHT. Santa said " LEFTy, sometimes I think you have two LEFT thumbs".
On the day before Christmas Eve Santa and LEFTy were finishing up the toys
that were LEFT. LEFTy called from the workshop, "Oh no, there is no glue
LEFT! Santa do you know where any might be?"
"I can't believe you forgot to check the inventory, sometimes I wonder if
you can get anything RIGHT, LEFTy!" said Santa.
"Santa don't be mad", replied LEFTy. "It will only take me a few minutes to
find some, I'll be RIGHT back". Santa said "I'm sorry I am so grumpy, but we
don't have much time LEFT, LEFTy. "I'll try our packaging and delivery
outlet RIGHT on the edge of town", said LEFTy. "It would be faster to stop
by my house, Mrs. Claus is sure to have some LEFT, she just might not know
RIGHT where it is," replied Santa.
"Take the short cut, go to Candy Cane Lane and Rudolph Rd. and turn LEFT,
RIGHT at the Lollipop stop sign. Then go to Holly Drive and turn RIGHT and
there it will be on your LEFT."
LEFTy found the house RIGHT away and asked Mrs. Claus where she might have
some glue LEFT. Mrs. Claus' hands were all doughy from making the last of
her Christmas cookies. So she directed him RIGHT
to her craft room.
"Go RIGHT down the hall and turn RIGHT, open the first door on the LEFT.
Walk RIGHT in and turn RIGHT. It should be on the bottom shelf, RIGHT next
to the LEFT-over glitter."
LEFTy found plenty of glue to finish the toys RIGHT where Mrs. Claus had
directed him. LEFTy hurried RIGHT out the door. LEFTy looked LEFT, then
RIGHT, then LEFT, but he couldn't remember where he had LEFT his sled.
Suddenly he remembered he had taken Santa's sleigh, because it would be
faster, and that his sled was in the garage at the workshop RIGHT where he
had LEFT it.
Eventually, a tired LEFTy found his way back to Santa's workshop. Santa said
" LEFTy, I thought you said you would be RIGHT back, so I LEFT jolly elf
take over your station. He used all that was LEFT of the red paint instead
of gold, so now there is no red paint LEFT to touch up my sleigh. You will
have to go RIGHT out and get some, LEFTy "
LEFTy sighed and happily said " I knew we would have no energy LEFT by now,
so RIGHT after thanksgiving, I fixed up your sleigh for the big day. Santa
said "I'm so sorry I said you couldn't do anything RIGHT, because of you,
there is no work LEFT and I can go RIGHT to bed, so I'll be all rested and
my jolly old self again. Good night LEFTy." and Santa went RIGHT to bed.
This page was last updated:
November 21, 2006
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